5. Slime is evil
Especially the slime that kids intentionally make extra sticky, so it is sure to leave a residue on everything, including my shirt after foolishly putting my arm on a desk. It also is magical and will reappear no matter how many times you’ve put it away.
6. Watch out for booby traps
Speaking of ruined clothing, children will come up with ingenious ideas that sometimes are deadly (okay, mildly dangerous). For example, making pen holders out of paper clips and hanging it on their desks. Which seemed pretty cool, other than the fact that my sweater got snagged by it every time I walked past. Take heed of this tip from teachers.
